A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

Plywood Paradise - We Want You!

Are you ready for the most unconventional job of your life? Step into the shoes of the quirky hardware store employee, Anxious Andy, in Plywood Paradise, the hilarious and action-packed game that turns everyday retail into an epic adventure!

Job Title: Hardware Store Stealth Specialist

Key Responsibilities:

  • Evade Customers: Master the art of dodging needy customers as you navigate the aisles. Use stealth, cunning, and sometimes even drastic measures to keep your peace. 
  • Complete Store Tasks: While avoiding customers, you still have a job to do! Stock shelves, repair the generator, and handle various store duties, all under time pressure.
  • Survive the Waves: Customers come in waves, each more determined than the last. Stay alert and keep moving to avoid direct attacks from the most persistent shoppers.
  • Creative Escapes: Use the environment to your advantage. Dive into storage rooms, hide in lockers, and employ a variety of creative tactics to stay out of sight.

Qualifications:

  • Quick Thinking: Stay one step ahead of the customers and think on your feet to find the best hiding spots and quickest routes.
  • Resourcefulness: Utilize store items in unique ways to distract and deter customer advances. Chaos is inevitable, so embrace it!
  • Humor: A good sense of humor is essential as you navigate the wacky world of retail chaos.

Benefits:

  • Unique Gameplay: Enjoy a blend of stealth, strategy, and humor in an environment unlike any other.
  • Engaging Challenges: With only one level but multiple quests that keep you on your toes.
  • Fun and Quirky: Dive into a fast-paced, chaotic setting filled with colorful costumers and hilarious situations, including a forklift.

Apply Now!

If you think you have what it takes to survive the most unpredictable job ever, Plywood Paradise is waiting for you. Join us in turning a mundane retail job into the adventure of a lifetime. We want you!


Download now and start your shift today!


StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorPlywood Paradise
GenreSurvival, Simulation
Tags3D, Escape Game, Low-poly, Short, Singleplayer

Download

Download
PlywoodParadise_MAC_1_0-2.zip 137 MB
Download
PlywoodParadise_WIN_1_0.zip 140 MB

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